Fart-proof pants: Stink-absorbing underwear helps you let rip in secret

August 2024 · 2 minute read

If you're still a little shy about breaking wind in front of your partner, these pants are perfect for you.

Fart-absorbing underwear for men and women has been created to de-stink the world one fart at a time.

The bizarre idea to disguise bottom burps with lingerie was dreamt up by Shreddies Ltd.

Described as "award winning flatulence filtering garments", the pants assure the wearer odour-free farts.

And the revolutionary design means you can let rip in bed and your partner will be none the wiser.

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Noise muffling qualities are not mentioned though – so you might still have to be a little cautious.

But when it comes to the silent but deadly air biscuits, this barmy product could be a lifesaver.

The company's website says: "Flatulence filtering garments offer maximum comfort, classic styling and flatulence filtration.

"Whether you suffer from excessive flatulence, or you just want the assurance of odour free flatulence, Shreddies are the perfect solution for you."

The hi-tech pants feature a highly absorptive carbon cloth back panel which traps and neutralises flatulence odours.

The thin and flexible cloth, which contains Zorflex – the same activated carbon material used in chemical warfare suits - is reactivated simply by washing the pants.

Shreddies say through extensive testing the carbon cloth could filter odours 200 times the strength of the average fart emission.

The award-winning healthcare product is particularly useful for sufferers of digestive disorders such as IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome), Crohn's disease, Colitis and food intolerances.

And the fabric is said to remain effective at soaking up flatulence for two to three years.

"How you stand or sit and how you pass flatulence all need consideration to get the most out of your Shreddies," the website reads.

"Ensure there are no gaps around the waistband or leg openings and the fit is taut against the skin."

Women can buy Shreddies in briefs, high-leg briefs or shorties, while men can purchase support boxers, adjustable support boxers, hipsters and briefs.

It has even been reported that Frank Lampard has worn the underwear, so there is no need to be embarrassed buying them.

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