There are plenty of articles, books, and quotes about guiding you through getting over a breakup. But what about stuff to help us express our happiness about being over and done with someone undeserving of us? Breakups don't always mean you're in a sad state. Some of us are ready to let every picture reveal our content-as-hell attitude now that we are no longer with our ex. Forget about playing it cool. Some sassy and savage quotes for your ex will keep you pushing into even much better things.

Call it petty if you want to, but you are only placing the jealousy bait out there. If your ex grabs onto it, that's definitely not your problem. Who wants to be down in the dumps about a breakup anyway? Showing that you are over and done with that portion of your life is empowering, and that's what growth is all about. Social media is an outlet to express ourselves, so take advantage of it and show your ex what they're missing. Here are sassy and savage quotes for your ex.

Savage quotes for your ex

• Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe
• When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. - Barney Stinson
• One day they'll realize they lost a diamond while playing with worthless stones. - Turcois Ominek
• Never love anybody that treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde
• You can't make a man treat you right, but you can make him wish he did. - Unknown
• The only thing more beautiful than the woman that knows what she wants, is the woman that isn't waiting on anybody else to get it for her. - Unknown
• A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her. - Marilyn Monroe
• What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be. - Ellen Burstyn
• There are better people in the world, do not let the worst do the worst to you, you deserve the best in life. - Michael Bassey Johnson
• Fall in love with the person who enjoys your Madness. Not an Idiot who forces you to be normal. - Unknown
• I was raised to be an independent woman, not the victim of anything.- Kamala Harris
• Since I met you, I started to understand why all my past relationships ended: so that we could start.- Robin Raven
• Life is too short to waste your time on people who don't respect, appreciate, and value you. - Roy T. Bennett
• My ex-girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So, I poked her.
• It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.

• When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point”.
• A boy and a girl meet after their breakup.
• You can’t start the next chapter if you keep re-reading the last one.
• That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
• Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”
• Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
• When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.
• It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more.
• Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
• If a girl understands your bullsh*t, sticks around through all your mistakes, and smiles even though you’ve done nothing for her. Then it’s obvious she’s a keeper, but it’s also obvious you don’t deserve her.
• R.I.P to the feelings that I had for you.
• The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don’t even exist.
• That feeling you get when you run into your ex and you are looking your best.
• Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
• The wrong one will find you in peace and leave you in pieces. But the right one will find you in pieces and lead you to peace.
• If someone really loves you, no matter how many other people they meet, their feelings for you wouldn’t change.
• A real lover can’t be stolen. I have come to realize that the only people I need in my life are the ones who need me in theirs even when I have nothing else to offer them but myself.
• Love can make a great celebration out of your life -but only love, not lust, not ego, not possessiveness, not jealousy, not dependence.
• They are like shadows, those fake friends. When you are in the sun, they are around you, and when you need to step into the dark, they immediately leave you.
• My ex? We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories.
• Never go back to an old love. Because it’s like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends…
• Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.
• Nobody cares about the past, they care about the present, so get over him!!!
• As soon as your ex sees you smiling, that the minute they want you back.

• My ex-boyfriend’s Facebook status said “Suicidal and standing on the edge”…So I poked him.
• Sometimes it’s better to leave your ex in the past than to bring the same mistake to your future.
• I thought I still loved you but then I realized I just love the memories of who you used to be. – Morgan Hanthorn
• When your ex says “You’ll never find someone like me”. Reply with “That’s the point”.
• You’re not ready for your next if you’re still trying to impress your ex.
• If you’re Happy and you know it thank your ex!
• Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?
• One relationship ends but life goes on. Your ‘Ex’ was just a stepping stone to something better. – Sushan R Sharma
• That awkward moment when you are seated next to your ex in a church and the priest says turn to your neighbor and tell him/her that it’s not over.
• All I’m saying is I’ve never seen my ex and satan in the same room.
• An “EX” is called an “ex” because it’s an example of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.
• Are you telling her the same lies you told me?
• As soon as your ex sees you smiling, that's the minute they want you back.
• Cheers to my ex for finally finding someone just as worthless as he is.
• Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to. ― Kendrick Cole
• Dear EX, just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.
• Dear EX…I won’t block you or delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you’re able to see how happy I am without you.”
• Dear Ex…when, you see me, I want you to recognize what you had, regret what you’ve lost, and realize what you’re never getting back.”
• Dear ex-boyfriend: Don’t worry I’m not jealous, I already know what kind of mess your downgrade will get already.”
• Don’t cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won’t let you see the stars. —Author Unknown
• Don’t get all depressed over a guy from your past, that’s like being sad because the garbage man picked up the trash.”
• Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?

• Everybody knows somebody who’s Facebook relationship status should be ‘Still banging my ex.’”
• Ex-boyfriends be like: “Oh she’s getting over me? I better change that and text her.
• EX means: Thanks for the Experience…our time has EXpired…Now EXit my life.
• Ex-boyfriend just egged my car while I was at work… I have a dash cam, you idiot. See you in court.
• I accidentally bumped into my ex today…With my car…at 60mph…on purpose.”
• I cared, you didn’t, I cried, you laughed. I was hurt, you smiled. I moved on, you realized. Too late.”
• It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.
• It is so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.
• It may seem like the hardest thing in the world, but you have to forget the guy who forgot about you. ― The Notebook
• My boyfriend isn’t allowed to watch animal planet. He might see his ex on there. NAH Boo.
• My ex-boyfriend was abusive. He thinks he was mugged and beat up one night after work, but it was actually my two brothers.
• My ex-girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.”
• My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing.
• I collect ex-boyfriends—and more than five, at last count. ― Jasper Fforde
• I couldn’t help but notice that I’m much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.”
• I don’t care what you think about me, I don’t think about you at all.
• I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Y the hell did I date you?”
• I hope your new girlfriend learns to hate you as much I do.
• I just saw her picture on Facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand.
• I love meeting my Ex’s new boyfriend and thinking, ‘Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.

• I miss my ex-boyfriend like how a rich man misses the days when he was poor. He remembers it fondly but he would never want to go back there.”
• I still love all my ex’s, Not romantically, but as people. They once gave me happiness why should I hate them? I wish for nothing but the best for them tbh.”
• I wish the weekend came as fast as my ex-boyfriend!
• If someone did something bad enough to make you remove them from your life, don’t be foolish enough to invite them back in.
• If someone you love hurts you, cry a river, build a bridge and get over it.
• If you line up all your ex-lovers in a row you can see the flowchart of your mental illness.
• If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours, If it doesn’t, he was stupid anyway.
• If you were happy before you met someone, you can be happy when they’re gone.
• If you’re happy and you know it thank your ex!
• If your ex texts you saying “I miss you’ that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.”
• I’m in training to be the hottest ex-girlfriend you’ve ever had.
• I’m not crying because of you; you’re not worth it, I’m crying because my delusion of who you were was shattered by the truth of who you are.
• Regardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just the rules of feminism. ― Mean Girls

• My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.
• My ex wasn’t stupid. He was the whole ass.
• My EX? We’re not Friends, We’re not Enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories.”
• My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.
• Never be upset if you see your ex with someone else because your parents taught you to give your used toys to the less fortunate.
• Never go back to an old love. Because it’s like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends…”
• Never let an old flame burn you twice.
• Oh, you’re dating my ex? Cool, I’m eating a sandwich…want those leftovers too?”
• Oh, you’re dating my ex? I thought the five-second rule only applies for food I dropped.
• Oh, you’re the ex? Nice to meet you, I’m the upgrade.
• Our beer is as cold as your EX’s heart.
• Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.
• Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own mess!
• The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with someone that treats you better than they did ― Sonya Parker
• The good news is your ex set the bar low enough to make your new boyfriend’s ordinary accomplishments seem impressive.
• The way my ex used to lie…even when he texts me “Good morning”, I had to go outside to see if it is really morning!

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Best savage quotes

• There’s nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend.
• They always come back, especially when you’ve moved on.
• To save face, it’s better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe. ― Anthony Liccione
• Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.
• We didn’t date. But you were my ex-something, my ex-maybe, my ex-almost.
• When an ex says, “Let’s be friends”, it is almost like a kidnapper saying, “we’ll stay in touch.
• When looking back doesn’t interest you anymore,you’re doing something right.
• When your ex says “You’ll never find anyone like me”, just smile and reply “that’s the point.
• When your ex texts you after months “Hey, What’s up”…Not today Satan, not today.
• World Ex Day is celebrated on 11th January annual.
• Yes, he’s my ex. He’s not a liar and I don’t hate him. He’s a person who once made my life perfect.
• Yes, you broke my heart, but after seeing how much uglier your new girlfriend is than me, we can call it even.
• You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading your last one.
• Your ex’s prayer might be to see you fail but you need to prove them wrong.
• You’re my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don’t worry about who I’m with now. It’s not you.
• You’re my favorite ex-boyfriend.
• You’re not ready for your next if you’re still trying to impress your ex.
• You’re dating my ex? You do realize this means I know how pathetic your’sex life is, right?
• The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with someone that treats you better than they did - Sonya Parker
• Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to. - Kendrick Cole
• Exes are like our old diaries-they know the whole truth and the unedited version of you. If you can still attain their respect after the relationship you must have done something well. - Nontobeko Sibiya
• Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry. - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
• A heartbreak is a blessing from God. It's just his way of letting you realize he saved you from the wrong one. – unknown
• How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. - Carol Sobieski and Thomas Meehan

• All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. - Mae West
• You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true. - Sidney Madwed
• Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's an experience. - Victoria Holt
• Sometimes a woman will look back on what she had, not because she wants to go there but to motivate her to do better. - Reuben " Mullah Truth " Holmes II
• We are all trying to get over the person who broke our hearts. We are all far from perfect. - Alex Rosa
• I don't think much about guys from the past. I'm glad I knew them, but there's a reason they didn't make it into my future. - Lorraine Zago Rosenthal
• One relationship ends but life goes on. Your Ex' was just a stepping stone to something better. - Sushan R Sharma
• If you feel the need to insult your ex or their new lover, you obviously still have feelings for them. - Alexis Rose
• Going back to your ex is like reading a book you have already read. The outcome will always be the same. - Matthew Donnell
• If you really love something set it free. If it comes back it's yours, if not it wasn't meant to be.
• I don't miss him, I miss who I thought he was. - Unknown
• I couldn't deal with my ex and his new she-devil girlfriend being all up in my face and him trying to be friendly and her trying to poison me with her existence. - Sarah Billington
• It may seem like the hardest thing in the world, but you have to forget the guy who forgot about you. - The Notebook
• He heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds. - Psalm 147:3
• You're still my person, even if I'm not yours. - Grey's Anatomy
• The truth is that it hurts because it's real. It hurts because it mattered. And that's an important thing to acknowledge to yourself. - John Greene
• Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up. - Marian Keyes
• The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates
• I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
• To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. - Bess Myerson
• Why is it that when you miss someone so much that your heart is ready to disintegrate, you hear the saddest song on the radio?
• Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? ― Bill Maher
• Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back. ― Stephan Labossiere
• To save face, it's better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe. ― Anthony Liccione
• Gone are the summer days and my mind along with them. No longer will I indulge in hopes of getting you back. It is hoped that makes these chains heavier and autumnal nights longer. I will merely serve as a memory to you: the lover that recited love poems. I must go now and I urge you not to look back. ― Kamand Kojouri
• Threatening a current or former partner isn't passion, or love, or heartache. It's violence, it's abuse and it's a crime. ― Miya Yamanouchi we shared was a mattress, and a lie, and an address.

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Savage quotes for your ex-girlfriend

• Baby, I don't need you, well baby I don't need you. Once occupied by a goddess, now it's a room full of boxes. She said, "it's time to leave you" but baby I don't need you! In a perfect world... her face would not exist. In a perfect world... a broken heart is fixed. ― Billy Talent, Billy Talent II
• Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa. ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Use and Misuse of Children
• Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare. ― Genereux Philip
• I don't write about you because you don't deserve to be immortalised in my words.
• I'll leave you to float around in my mind until forgetfulness comes to take you away.― J.A. ANUM
• They tell us the only way to move on is to forget. “Forgive,” they say. Realise that you deserve better. That maybe they deserve better. You can't fight fire with fire. Extinguish it once and for all."Do not look back," they say. They don't tell you that only one thing is needed. Only one: love. When you are filled to the brim with love, you only emanate love. You become lover and love itself. Only then will you love even the very people you wish to hate. ― Kamand Kojouri
• Some people each left their spouse or lover because he or she was no longer the primary source of their happiness; some, because their spouse or lover was, at that time, the primary source of their unhappiness. ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
• I know you not quite well Yet I foolishly surrender my mind to you. Slowly and carefully you have cast a spell. Now my virgin heart only longs for you. There is no need to push, I am already falling. Once proudly tall, I’m no longer standing. Knowing well that I am doomed to misery, I will roll the dice and take delight in my suffering. ― Kamand Kojouri
• Something about having his ex carry him to the bathroom and help him wash his balls just took all the fun out of becoming an eccentric recluse.― Heidi Betts, Knock Me for a Loop
• It made him feel like less of a man. And given how much less of a man he’d felt the past several weeks, that was really saying something. He was surprised someone from the Man Club hadn’t come by to revoke him. ― Heidi Betts, Knock Me for a Loop

• Bad enough that getting turned on when he had nothing more than a bath towel to hide it would make the condition kind of hard to miss, but getting turned on in front of his ex-fiancée was akin to smearing honey on his junk and walking into the grizzly territory. ― Heidi Betts, Knock Me for a Loop
• We looked at each other, smiled and agreed that maybe I’m too intense. Then we ate our food and I just smirked because I knew it was true. ― Dominic Riccitiello
• Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else, and some are dead. ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
• Many a woman was killed by her man whom she stole from his ex. ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
• Drinking coffee with your ex is healthy. It's good for the soul. ― Leju Thomas
• I know for a fact that he regularly steals from self-checkouts and sticks his gum underneath desks. Those are not the actions of a moral person.― Chloe Seager, Dating Disasters of Emma Nash
• How do YOU want to greet him?!” “By licking his neck?― Chloe Seager, Dating Disasters of Emma Nash
• Sometimes a woman will look back on what she had, not because she wants to go there but to motivate her to do better. ― Reuben " Mullah Truth " Holmes II
• There will be times when it seems that it would be best to just call him and see how he’s doing. Don’t deceive yourself, you don’t care about how he’s doing, you’re just craving him, don’t do it. You’ll only hurt yourself. ― Osayi Osar-Emokpae, Because You Deserve Love
• It was funny how all the useless knowledge you accumulated when you're in love with someone could sit for years gathering dust in the back of your mind, only to spill out at the slightest reminder.― Blakney Francis, Someone I Used to Know
• He will be sorry for the way he treated you, don't you worry about that. Focus on your growth and watch his eyes gaze in sorrow as he knows, he was the stupid that made you strong. ― Nikki Rowe
• There's not a day that goes by, without me thinking of you, dying, in someone else's arms. ― Anthony Liccione
• I don’t think much about guys from the past. I’m glad I knew them, but there’s a reason they didn’t make it into my future. ― lorraine Zago
• We are all trying to get over the person who broke our hearts. We are all far from perfect. ― Alex Rosa, Tryst
• Amongst all the beautiful women in this world. There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again.

• Love, the exotic bird, came and went. Heart forgot to love. Joy, the majestic willow, wept and died. Mind forgot joy. Hope, the basement lamp, fell and broke. Soul forgot hope. Self, the anxious caterpillar, took flight and dropped. Self-forgot self. You, my all, became all my reasons. Reasons left. You left. I never forgot. ― Kamand Kojouri
• Blaming the ex for the breakup is like blaming the clothes for not fitting you. ― Khang Kijarro Nguyen
• Jealous much, Matthews? Is it because I'm a favorite, or is it because you still want me? ― Alex Rosa, Emotionally Compromised
• When you are aligned with the truth of who you truly are, then you experience bliss.― Vivian Amis, I AM - The Key to Manifesting
• He counts as an ex because he made me feel dumped even without making me feel loved first. ― David Levithan, Hold Me Closer: The Tiny Cooper Story
• I’m glad we can be friends. There’s that word again. It’s like a safe word. ― Alex Rosa, Tryst
• I mean, aren’t we all tormented by past relationships? ― Alex Rosa, Tryst
• I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customized toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.― Natalya Vorobyova
• Having a date with someone other than your ex-wife after being a married man for more than twenty-five years was an important occasion alright, but wearing a tie she bought with such strong emotional value attached to it was a form of cowardice, a subconscious reluctance to let go. ― Vann Chow, The White Man, and the Pachinko Girl
• And at the end he said that I will not find anyone like him and I replied with a smile, ‘I’ll be glad not to find one like you’.
• Life took an awesome turn when you left with your lies.
• And when you left me for some other girl, I realized why people go for cheaper products instead of classy ones.
• When I look at my ex, I have thoughts like ‘Was I drunk in the whole relationship as I choose low-class things only when I am in a drunken state.’
• Never feel bad why she left you. Smile that she is with a looser now.
• The awesome moment when you get to know that your ex who left you as she was always insecure, is now with some playboy.
• A bad relationship will make you hurt that entire zodiac sign.

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Best Instagram captions for your ex

• It’s not like I hate you but it’s like I don’t like the way you talk, laugh, flirt, walk, speak, love, life, and all your mess.
• I won’t let you go until you don’t pay me back all the five-star restaurants bills that could even force you to mortgage your house.
• My mother said to donate my old toys for poor kids and that’s why I left him for you.
• It’s funny when a person who has a collection of a few Hollywood movies and songs behaves like he has some kind of a class and I’m like “What are you? Tom Cruise?”
• I am sorry that I am not sorry for your loss cause you deserved it.
• It’s funny when you realize that Karma messed up who once destroyed you.
• Dear ex, Thank you for making me go through the pain as it made me even more stronger.
• World population is increasing at a great rate. So, if you ever wish to do anything for me dear ex, die by contributing in a social cause.
• Sexy hell angels are waiting to mess you up so die soon.
• A diamond never stays with pebbles that’s why God break us up.
• Sorry, that I had trust issues because you always had to hurt issues.
• You’re one of those things because of which people say that I don’t have a good choice.
• Someone pout like they are evolving into a duck.
• Throwing your bag of memories was difficult but ya’ know I don’t do easy things anyway.
• I loved you and I love you but you stink.
• You said that I’m bad and I dream of showing you my worst.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be cabbage.
• I wish I could murder you, then churn you in a grinder and then feed it to the little insects but I fear that the insects would die as you are such a poisonous person.

• I don’t know why I get the bad vibes from the people who like you.
• Whoever loves you, stinks.
• If I ever get a genie, I’d ask him to turn you into a donkey, the real you.
• Do I want you back? Yes! I do want a hot mess who can carry my shopping bags.
• My inner soul says that the person you are is a human version of a stupid.
• Were you born in China? Cause you never had a durability in anyone’s life.
• Some guys change girlfriends so soon and I can’t even change my clothes so soon.
• Leaving you wasn’t a mistake but loving you was.
• Your face makes even onions cry.
• I wish you may go a long way. A long way to hell.
• ‘No offense’ means I’m gonna insult you but don’t get mad.
• Look I’m crazy and you’re a big mess.
• I’m sarcastic because punching people would be an offense.
• I liked you until I get to know you.
• Don’t worry. There’s a one person who loves you and that’s God cause we humans are not that kind-hearted.
• A good place to put your opinions is up against your ass.
• You are just like a fart. Your presence stinks.
• If I had a choice to kill you or get a million dollar. I would kill you.
• I even take revenge on the ones who are of my class. So, don’t worry.
• I had a choice between you and pizza. I chose pizza.
• I can honestly say that your parents totally regret having you.

• If I was the one you chose to be your only one, then even I would leave you. Cause you’re messy
• You’re an insult to the word human.
• Earthworms would love you cause they love mud and dirt.
• Don’t challenge me. I could set a fire in your ass.
• Showing up your body won’t make you sexy. Why are you even trying then?
• I hate you. Not because you’re bad or something but because you are you.
• Sarcasm spills out of my mouth and stupidity from yours.
• I feel so lucky that God doesn’t make me you.
• If I were to describe you in one word, I would say you are a mess.
• When I’m angry I make ugly cartoonish images of people and I guess, God was in the same mood when he made you.
• Your parents too regret your birth and that night.
• You do commit a lot of mistakes as you yourself are a mistake.
• I would slap you but slapping you might make my hands dirty.
• Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them.
• I would love you but even love hates you.
• I laugh so hard on the fact that I loved you.
• 71% of earth is covered with earth and the rest 28.9% with idiots.
• ‘You walk like a girl’ ‘You cry like a girl’. Well, I’m a girl and how am I supposed to behave? Like an elephant?
• You are incomplete with your douche’ face.
• I would love to do the honor of killing you.
• I don’t buy your lies anymore so you may shut your mouth.
• Ladies never start fighting as they are good at finishing the fight and you.
• When a woman says see you later, she means, get out of here.

• Don’t put your nose in my business moron.
• Being nice to you is the hardest thing for me.
• Don’t assume that every guy I talk with is my boyfriend otherwise when you’ll be sleeping, I’ll assume that you’re dead and will bury you in my backyard.
• You’re not a smartass but you are ‘trying to be smart but actually, I am an ass’ kind of person.
• I wish that you may go a long way. A long way to hell.
• Don’t try to mess with me. I could be a serial killer and you could be my next target.
• I get so emotional when you’re not around and that emotion is called happiness.
• I don’t pay attention to street dogs barking recklessly and you’re one of a kind.
• I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re not shutting your mouth.
• You’re sweet but poisonous so you’re a sweet poison.
• I am gonna insult you right in front of everyone and would pretend it like a joke so you may not utter a word.
• I’m gonna make you so pissed that every time you would see me you would take a U-turn.
• Row your boat aside cause I’m a monster truck with full intentions of pretending it like an accident.

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